Definitions by The Great Articulator

Choada 

Ejaculate, sperm.

"Billy Bob covered his hot second cousin's tits with his fat stream of clam choada"

Choada by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation 

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

master baiter 

An expert fisherman.

Man, that dude can land a rod in anything!
He is truly a master baiter.

master baiter by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016