The Great Articulator's definitions

Competetive Elephant Ejaculation

A pastime who's only definition is that it is still better than NASCAR

Billy: "You want to watch NASCAR?"
Terrence: "I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation."

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

master baiter

An expert fisherman.

Man, that dude can land a rod in anything!
He is truly a master baiter.

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016

Choada

Ejaculate, sperm.

"Billy Bob covered his hot second cousin's tits with his fat stream of clam choada"

by The Great Articulator June 15, 2016