The Glunk's definitions

Water panties

A bikini.

I want to see pamela Anderson in her water panties.

by The Glunk December 21, 2011

Toilet Tea

The brown tendrils of coulor that seep out of an unflushed turd while sitting in the toilet bowl.

Wow, you really let that toilet tea steep for a while.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

Calgaria

The mental affliction where ridiculously expensive housing in the City of Calgary, Alberta seems normal. This is transferable to any city with insanely high housing prices.

When new people move to Calgary and see how high housing prices are they are usually shocked. This proves they haven't been infected with Calgaria yet.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Bangry

Becoming so sexually frustrated that you are not just irritable you are actually angry and the only cure is to bang. Until then, you will be Bangry.

My wife never has time for sex but she dresses so sexy that it makes me bangry.

by The Glunk December 19, 2011

consensus media

A situation where the majority of media outlets, usually on the political left, have an uncannily similar perspective on an issue.

The consensus media has decided that man made global warming is a fact.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012

God Donut

A way to say "God Dammit" when political correctness is required. It is derived from the iPhone autocorrect function.

This auto correct is driving me crazy, God Donut!

by The Glunk January 8, 2012

Snow Bunion

Those little, hard, dirty bits of snow and ice that collect along the side of a plowed road.

I like to swerve and run over snow bunions, when I'm bored.

by The Glunk January 1, 2012