The Glovenator's definitions

gloven

An insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware. Formerly know as the "oven mitt".

If you're going to be operating a cornballer, you'd better be wearing a gloven.

by The Glovenator October 4, 2013

farceacre

A farce involving a massacre which did not happen.
Portmanteau of 'farce' and 'massacre'.

Bowling Green, Atlanta, Sweden… where will they claim next week’s farceacre happened?

No—Sandy Hook was not a farceacre. Don't feed the trolls.

by The Glovenator February 21, 2017