Definitions by The Glovenator

farceacre 

A farce involving a massacre which did not happen.
Portmanteau of 'farce' and 'massacre'.

Bowling Green, Atlanta, Sweden… where will they claim next week’s farceacre happened?

No—Sandy Hook was not a farceacre. Don't feed the trolls.

farceacre by The Glovenator February 21, 2017

gloven 

An insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware. Formerly know as the "oven mitt".

If you're going to be operating a cornballer, you'd better be wearing a gloven.

gloven by The Glovenator October 4, 2013