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New York attitude

A staightforward, candid way of perceiving and communicating: friendly, {gregarious}, helpful, possibly in a hurry. Bullshit filters develop as a New Yorker matures, protection against the overwhelming, {ubiquitous} flood of endless words and images. Some N.Y. responses may sound {brusque} but it's a means of budgeting time. Being expedient.
The pedestrian and traffic patterns are as schooling fish; no one stays in a traffic lane and everyone moves at their own pace. New Yorkers are within reach of the best restaurants, finest museums and richest cultural activites, and they know that most out-of-towners are not. They're perceived as being cocky know-it-alls, people with a New York Attitude.

A secondary meaning is, it's used as code for Jewish culture, "behavior" "imtellect" and whatever other {stereotype} with which they choose to refer to one-quarter of New York City's population
Those rich Rosenbergs who just moved to town and opened the deli are wise asses who think they know everything - they sure have a New York attitude!
by The Garbage Patch Kid April 25, 2016
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Puberty

An exceptionally smelly chicken, turkey or duck.
"We should have tossed that puberty after Thanksgiving, Wayne, instead of saving it to make sandwiches for the beach"
by The Garbage Patch Kid May 21, 2016
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