Definitions by The G Ome
Parente
A very hairy male with small genitals. It’s common for them to walk slightly hunched over and not move their arms while doing so. Scientists believe a Parente is the closest thing to a Neanderthal alive today He’s in the friend zone with females.
Randa
Randa is the only girl in an all male fantasy football league. She resorts to acts of treason to attempt to compete. She studies night and day but finds herself wearing the shorts frequently. She’s a cougar and a good cook.