The Funny Skibidi Froog Man's definitions

Solar flare

Do not search up solar flare fanart on reddit.
Like, THAT'S NOT EVEN LORE ACCURATE!!
FLOWERS, DO NOT REPRODUCE LIKE THAT!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKIBG BEES!
YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOTS!!!!!
i think i have depression now.

Redditor: Solar flare is so hot
Me: I will kill you.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Spamton plushie

I have one of these in a jar. It's dried and now it's solid. It's starting to smell.

All new Spamton Plushie, play with him, tuck him into bed, fill him with milk and throw him against the wall, give him a home and put him in a jar! The possibilities are endless with spamton plush only 700 kromer!

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man November 17, 2025

Skibidi

Skibidi is usually joined with the word toilet, to create the word Skibidi-Toilet which is an true crime documentery series based on Shrek, from the movie Shrek 2. The Skibidi Toilet documentery is about this 3 year old braindead kid, who loves wasting their own time watching "content" on youtube. This ofcourse is leagally a warcrime under most definitions.

Yo-Bro this game is so Skibidi! You should try it, you rizzler. Rizzled rizz lord.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

America

A continent, A country and A place

Jeffree: I live in America
Me: Which one

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 13, 2023

London

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

American football

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.

Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"

by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023