Definitions by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man

Spamton plushie

I have one of these in a jar. It's dried and now it's solid. It's starting to smell.

All new Spamton Plushie, play with him, tuck him into bed, fill him with milk and throw him against the wall, give him a home and put him in a jar! The possibilities are endless with spamton plush only 700 kromer!

Spamton plushie by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man November 17, 2025

London 

The air turns your lungs into popcorn

Doctor: Sir, have you been smoking.
Guy: No? Why?
Doctor: Your lungs have turned to dust.
Guy: Oh yeah that!
Doctor: You knew?
Guy: Yeah I live in London.
Doctor: Also you have several stab wounds.
Guy: Yeah I live in London.

London by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Gnome 

God

Get gnomed

Gnome by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Solar flare 

Do not search up solar flare fanart on reddit.
Like, THAT'S NOT EVEN LORE ACCURATE!!
FLOWERS, DO NOT REPRODUCE LIKE THAT!!!
WHERE ARE THE FUCKIBG BEES!
YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOTS!!!!!
i think i have depression now.

Redditor: Solar flare is so hot
Me: I will kill you.

Solar flare by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

TF2 medic 

The most sexiest man in existence, I'd let him practice experimental medicine on me anyways. 0w0.

Person: I play overwatch
Chad: I play TF2
Person: But there's no wifus in that game
Chad: Check again
Person: Oh my fucking god, TF2 medic is so hot!

TF2 medic by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man June 22, 2024

Free healthcare 

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.

Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"

Free healthcare by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023

American football 

A game that has nothing to do with football.

American football is stupid just call it soccer, and call football football, football. If we actually could be bothered to do this, WW3 might never happen.

American football by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023