Ned Beatty'd

To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.

Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."

Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"

Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."

Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."

by The Flying 69 August 21, 2009

Creepophile

Not technically a pedophile but still creepy enough to keep your kids close.

A creepophile is like a man watching kids play at a park. It's not against the law, but, you know he's possibly a child rapist.

by The Flying 69 March 05, 2009

jog off

British slang for fuck off. Used in the movie Hot Fuzz.

person A: you suck at math.

person B: Jog off you wanker!

by The Flying 69 February 02, 2008