The Flap Jacker's definitions

glesh

Goldfish flesh

I tried some glesh the other day, it tasted golden!

by The Flap Jacker June 21, 2017

putser

Someone who drives extremely slow or seems to be unable to make up their mind when driving.

"I'm sorry I was late! I was behind a putser"
"That's understandable, it's almost as if they can't find the gas pedal!"

by The Flap Jacker June 2, 2020

Gray

A name either read as Gary or head as Greg, never as Gray

"Hi, my name is Gray!"
"Oh, nice to meet you, Greg!"

*Reading Attendance*
"Is Gary here?"

by The Flap Jacker November 5, 2020