A crusty, foul-smelling layer of filth and mould that forms over a woman's minge if she forgets to, or chooses not to wash it.
by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 04, 2006
Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard
by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 04, 2006