A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

Mingemould

A crusty, foul-smelling layer of filth and mould that forms over a woman's minge if she forgets to, or chooses not to wash it.

Eww look at Sally's mingemould! I ain't putting my phallus in that thing!

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006