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Definitions by The Dutch Touch

Schweels refers to the unisex ability to attract and impress people of the opposite sex. Often referd to as wheels, however schwheels refers to wheeling people of an attractivness above the 7.8 ratio (thus being attractive).
Sandy has mad schwheels.

Eric has decent schwheels.

Derek has no schwheels.

Will does not understand the concept of schwheels.

Person 1: You been wheeling tonight?

Person 2: Naw homie I've been schwheeling mad tonight!

Person 1: Narly dude!!
Schwheels by The Dutch Touch October 30, 2011