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Schwheels

Schweels refers to the unisex ability to attract and impress people of the opposite sex. Often referd to as wheels, however schwheels refers to wheeling people of an attractivness above the 7.8 ratio (thus being attractive).
Sandy has mad schwheels.

Eric has decent schwheels.

Derek has no schwheels.

Will does not understand the concept of schwheels.

Person 1: You been wheeling tonight?

Person 2: Naw homie I've been schwheeling mad tonight!

Person 1: Narly dude!!
by The Dutch Touch October 30, 2011
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Schweensicle

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle
by JManFizzle November 30, 2007
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schweel

To take a large pull of liquor generally from the bottle, can also refer to taking a drag from a cigarette or taking a hit from a pipe
Hey man I'm out of cigarettes give me a schweel off yours.

Hey give me that bottle of whiskey I need to take a schweel off of it.

Hey man pass it this way I'm going to take a schweel off that pipe.
by emmersem June 30, 2010
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Schweensicle

Sean Rothermel is a Schweensicle
by JManFizzle December 2, 2007
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schweeler

A person using their sales skills and manipulative techniques in order to defraud an other person of their goods. or privileges. I.e. " This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly." Synonym: gypsies, charlantan, opportunist, manipulator, narcissist.
This woman is a schweeler, she wheels and deals and fuck everybody over constantly.
by Karmawillcome January 9, 2016
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schweeishism

Schweeishism is a philosophy dedicated to making the concept of schwee a part of one's everyday life. See schweeites
1st law of schweeishism: be random and enjoy it
by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005
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Pullin a schweebs

When you have a fight with someone and block/delete them off of everything you have. Until you don't have any sign of them ever existing in your life.

ie blocked/deleted from:
myspace
MSN
AIM
Myyearbook
facebook
Cellphone
Home phone
Weesh: I blocked Kyle in every way humanly possible
Shleebs: Pullin a Schweebs
Weesh: yep, out of sight out of mind
by Shleebs January 10, 2008
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