Sexual fetish involving Mary-Kate and Ashley, back to back before you; you on your knees, alternating thrusts of your love shaft into their V-units, springing back and forth between the two until euphoria ensues. See California Mud Hopper. Dirty Nail optional.
It wasn't the Olsen twins, but I did have a psuedo-Full house hopper last night with Lisa and her mom. My hips were like a sewing machine doing a zig zag stitch back and forth over that slippery cloth.
by The Duke March 1, 2005

A woman who has 12 to a 14 inch dildo stuck up her enourmously flabby or loose ass and therefore lashes out at a society that refuses to help her remove it. But she deserves it, the fucking bitch...
by The Duke May 6, 2003

by The Duke June 29, 2004

by the duke September 30, 2003
