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capitolist

One who believes one should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitolists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
That capitolist pig!
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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austin

The only cool city in Texas, ironically the capitol.
I saw a shirt that said 'Keep Austin Weird'.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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Houston

A big 'ol city with nothing to do. There's no culture. The art scene is a joke. Most of the live music you find is unoriginal and lame. Was the fattest city in the country for a few years. Home town of George W. Bush. Its Six Flags park, Astroworld, is the worste Six Flags park in existance.

They sold their old crappy football team, The Oilers, who then became the Titans and went to the Super Bowl. So they put together another franchise with the most AWESOME name ever, the Houston Texans, who can at least beat the Cowboys.

The biggest industry in the area is oil, the refineries and power plants are an eyesore and make the city one of the cheapest to live in. If it weren't for that, there would be absolutely no reason for the surrounding suburbs to be so rediculously crowded (mostly with Republican tools).

EVERYONE drives, no one walks anywhere, and only Los Angeles has more air polution.

NASA sucks.
Come to Houston, we got us a big ass hospital!
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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saturday night live

A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.
Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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the democratic party

A very slightly less right-wing version of the Republican Party.
The Democratic and Republican Party might as well merge and call it the Capitolist Party.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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Dennis Kucinich

THE ONLY Democrat left who's still on the people's side.
Dennis Kucinich is the only Democrat I would vote for in the 2008 elections.
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Ralph Nader

Perhaps the most misunderstood politician in the United States. The so-called "liberal" has written books on how to SAVE money and spend your money wisely.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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