The Drafted's guitar player's definitions

austin

The only cool city in Texas, ironically the capitol.

I saw a shirt that said 'Keep Austin Weird'.

by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005

the democratic party

A very slightly less right-wing version of the Republican Party.

The Democratic and Republican Party might as well merge and call it the Capitolist Party.

by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005

saturday night live

A show that is commonly called "not funny anymore" by people who haven't seen a new episode in six years.

Saturday Night Live is just as funny now as it has ever been, just because you don't recognize the actors doesn't mean its not as good. If you actually WATCHED the new ones you'd know that.

by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005

Dennis Kucinich

THE ONLY Democrat left who's still on the people's side.

Dennis Kucinich is the only Democrat I would vote for in the 2008 elections.

by The Drafted's guitar player July 12, 2007

Houston

A big 'ol city with nothing to do. There's no culture. The art scene is a joke. Most of the live music you find is unoriginal and lame. Was the fattest city in the country for a few years. Home town of George W. Bush. Its Six Flags park, Astroworld, is the worste Six Flags park in existance.

They sold their old crappy football team, The Oilers, who then became the Titans and went to the Super Bowl. So they put together another franchise with the most AWESOME name ever, the Houston Texans, who can at least beat the Cowboys.

The biggest industry in the area is oil, the refineries and power plants are an eyesore and make the city one of the cheapest to live in. If it weren't for that, there would be absolutely no reason for the surrounding suburbs to be so rediculously crowded (mostly with Republican tools).

EVERYONE drives, no one walks anywhere, and only Los Angeles has more air polution.

NASA sucks.

Come to Houston, we got us a big ass hospital!

by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005

George Orwell

Author of:

Down and Out in Paris and London
Burmese Days
A Clergyman's Daughter
Keep the Aspidistra Flying
The Road to Wigan Pier
Homage to Catalonia
Coming Up for Air
Inside the Whale and Other Essays
The Lion and the Unicorn: Socialism and the English Genius
Animal Farm
Dickens, Dali and Others
1984
Shooting and Elephant and Other Essays
Such, Such Were the Joys

Have you read "1984"? Good stuff, man.

by The Drafted's guitar player September 5, 2005

Progressive income tax

The more money you make, the higher taxes you pay.

Antonym: flat tax

We need to make taxation more progressive and raise taxes on the wealthy.

by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005