The Doke's definitions

badizzlefonk

A combination of the ebonics terms "Badonkadonk" and "Fo Shizzle". This word affirms that a female has a curvaceous posterior.

ONE DUDE TO ANOTHER: "Hey! Check out that attractive woman."
THE OTHER DUDE: "Badizzlefonk!"

by The Doke July 28, 2008

digitard

Anyone who has difficulty using technology for even the most basic of tasks such as having a hard time making a call on a cell phone or trying to access the internet on the microwave.

My 80 year old grandma is such a digitard, she actually thought she could play the .m4a files she downloaded from iTunes on her Dell DJ.

by The Doke June 11, 2006