Definitions by The Dean 88

Flemish Fire Truck 

An abnormally red penis that produces enough seed, of Dutch speaking origin, to put out a small house fire.

My girl got too hot so I cooled her off with my Flemish Fire Truck!

Flemish Fire Truck by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Hebrew Handcannon 

To prevent yourself from ejaculating for 2 months, then applying tartar sauce to the head of your penis. Then masturbating with a condom on over the sauce. Before you finish you cut the rubber so it's just on you head. You then place a yamaka on your hard head and use the power of your love fuel to project it at any given target.

Dude, I fired my Hebrew Handcannon clear across the street last night!

Hebrew Handcannon by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009

Über Jizz 

An ejaculation of 100% perfect seed, of German origin, that shines silver when reached by pure sunlight.

I used my Über Jizz to earn myself a million bucks at the Cum Bank!

Über Jizz by The Dean 88 November 2, 2009