The Dead Leaf's definitions

The Northwest Passage

Kim Kardashian's vagina. So named because of the first baby that came out of it, North West.

Kim Kardashian's daughter is named North West. EUROPEAN EXPLORERS OF THE 15th CENTURY! I HAVE FOUND THE NORTHWEST PASSAGE! IT'S INSIDE KIM'S PANTS!

by The Dead Leaf July 23, 2014

Fag

A cigarette

Don't smoke fags. You'll get cancer!

by The Dead Leaf July 23, 2014

Faggot

A misspelling of the word "Fagot" which means "a bundle of sticks". Many idiots believe that it is some kind of homophobic slur.

"Hey, Jimmy! I've grouped all the sticks in bundles and put them in the bag of your trucks. Can you count how many fagots are there?"

"Faggots?!?!?! None, I hate Homosexuals. I would never let one ride in my truck."

by The Dead Leaf July 23, 2014