10 definitions by The Dave

Spork

Spooning while incidentally giving the shocker

Spooning is soft, caring, intimate, gay, and non productive so I gave her the spork instead.

by The Dave August 2, 2008

Smlash

The deposit of sweat that forms at the top of the butt crack even when one is not particularly hot.

When placing my thumb on the inside of my pants to straighten out my belt, I encountered a small patch of Smlash.

by The Dave June 10, 2004

Fruity Pie

When two people are 69-ing and one farts in the other's face.

"Yea he's a sick one. He gets fruity pies from his girl all the time."

by The Dave October 22, 2004