Definitions by The Danny O

absed 

absed is a state of drunkenness that involves weirdly staring at your phone and holding it like a crab

Oh look, he's gotten himself absed.

absed by The Danny O June 11, 2020

mid session depression 

Mid session depression is the emotional feeling one gets during a Sesh. The most common reason for this phenomenon is the realisation that the night is almost over.

Looks like he’s suffering from mid session depression.

mid session depression by The Danny O July 23, 2018

pircher 

Pircher is a type of individual who backs out of plans with his friends. Could also be described as a weasel or a slithering snake.

Can be used as a noun 'Hey pircher, how's things?'
Can also be used as a verb 'He's gone and done a pircher!'

pircher by The Danny O July 22, 2018

benno bear 

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.

My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night

benno bear by The Danny O November 9, 2017