Definitions by The Daddy

safety net 

To line the bowl of the toilet with loo roll so the poo wont land in the water that you will have just pissed in and splash piss all over your bare ass. Also useful if you have an interest in what size, colour etc of your poo as it will land on the tissue for examination

Oh I forgot to put a safety net down, my ass is covered in piss and my poo has sunk

safety net by The Daddy March 13, 2003

mob 

The bunch of pesky kids and drunkards that walk past my house making noise every night.

Look at that mob of little towny kids breaking and throwing things

mob by The Daddy March 13, 2003

phone geek 

A annoying person who is always sending text messages and ringing people and then going through each ring tone seperatley.

Do u like this ring tone?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
You phone geek (smash)

phone geek by The Daddy March 13, 2003