Definitions by The Crumpetts

crumptastic

So fabulous, so hardcore, so amazing it can only be crumptastic.

Badass, ghettofab; especially when refering to dance moves (ie crumping).

Whoa, Meliz just threw down! That bitch is crumptastic!

crumptastic by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009

Cocktus 

A Mexican penis.

Jose whooped out his cocktus and we got it on. It was muy caliente.

Cocktus by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009

Bitter Butthurt

Someone who's moody and bitchy and cynical.

Stop your bitching, you bitter butthurt!

Bitter Butthurt by The Crumpetts April 8, 2009