2 definitions by The Crocodile Hunter

Jew

A cult committed to the killing of Jesus. They survive off of consistent injections of cash into their bloodstream. Lack of injections can cause symptoms such as irritable behavior accompanied by short tempers. The long nose which usually characterizes the member helps with the member's balance. Often hated because they don't like to share and they like to think about killing Jesus.

My best friend is a Jew who has cult meetings weekly focused on ripping people off.

by The Crocodile Hunter May 8, 2008

coma dick

When your dick game so strong, you put bitches to sleep.

Brian : "Yo, why was Rebecca asleep for three days?"

Adam: "Cause I gave her that coma dick, fuck you mean?!"

by The Crocodile Hunter August 12, 2015