Definitions by The Conjurer
Sighborg
One of your co-workers or friends that subconsciously lets out loud sighs throughout the day for no apparent reason.
"You must have a world of trouble on your mind Sighborg 'cause you're doing it again. I feel like I'm listening to Robin Trower's Bridge of Sighs and you're the cowbell guy, except you sigh instead."
Sighborg by The Conjurer December 12, 2019
Butter Bully
When you feel such apathy towards a person that you willfully hit them in the head with a pat of butter and feel no guilt, only pleasure.
I was such a butter bully at the company dinner 'cause I nailed this chick right in the forehead with a big ole pat and it landed in her lap and I couldn't stop laughing.
Butter Bully by The Conjurer November 26, 2019
Dickatar
All men should have a personalized penis avatar as their persona on the internet. One that embodies everything about him as a dude (a righteous mix of fantasy and reality). You heard it hear first. It's going to become a thing!
Suzy was intrigued by the girth and character of Johnny's dickatar. She was hoping it was a true representation of the person she had been diddling herself to online.
Dickatar by The Conjurer October 31, 2019
Sphincter of Death
A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.
Sphincter of Death by The Conjurer September 20, 2019
Taint Lashing
Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.
Taint Lashing by The Conjurer July 1, 2019
Screamer
A high school girl that is really hot and virginal. The kind of girl that you wanna make scream as you "break on through to the other side".
Man that chick is a total screamer. I'm gonna try to get her wasted tonight and see how far I can get.
Screamer by The Conjurer August 27, 2012
Laserium
The Laserium is a laser show put to music and shown at a planetarium. They pick a theme like Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon and make a laser show around it. You could see a Laserium show at the Morrison Planetarium in San Francisco, back in the 70's
Laserium by The Conjurer August 23, 2012