25 definitions by The Chocolate Leopard

Jiss

The worst possible kiss you can get from a girl in which she just sucked your dick and her mouth is full of jiz then she kisses you.

My girlfriend just gave me a jiss last night. It tasted like I just sucked my own dick

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Banana Fight

A fight between 2 or more gay guys in which they can only use their dicks to hit each other.

Tim: Were you looking at my boyfriend

Jim: Maybe I was what are you going to do about it?

Tim: I think were going to have to start a banana fight

Jim: Bring it on!

This fight ends with both Jim and Tim being covered in eachothers jiz and two broken bananas.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010

Newcummer

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

by The Chocolate Leopard March 26, 2010

Fagbow

There are two types of rainbows. There is the nice one that you see in the sky that kids still think that there is a fucking leprechaun at the end of it with a pot of gold and then there is the fagbow where gay people believe that there is an oiled up brazilian man with a 15 inch dick

Franklin: Oh my gaush a fagbow I hope Ramone will be there today with his giant hose

by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010