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Cocking to Someone:
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.
Jim: Hey Tim can I? cock to you for a second?
Tim: Sure
Jim: This girl I met has a huge pair of melons but a flat ass, should I fuck her?
Tim: Go for it any fuck is a good fuck.
by The Chocolate Leopard July 9, 2010
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Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.
Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.
by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010
Get the Newcummer mug.An amazing prank where you first start off by putting a hole in your pocket so that you can put your dick inside it. Then in a cafeteria line you go next to the hottest girl in the school and make sure you have your hands full of food. Then you say to her "Can you get me money out of my pocket, my hands are kind of full." She'll say sure and then next thing you know she'll be reaching for your man horn.
Jason: (Hands are filled with food) Hey Tiffany could you get me my money out of my pocket.
Tiffany: Sure which pocket?
Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.
Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!
Jason: Yeah it is.
This is "The Pocket Prank."
Tiffany: Sure which pocket?
Jason: The left one but make sure you reach far down.
Tiffany: Ew that's your dick!
Jason: Yeah it is.
This is "The Pocket Prank."
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
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