A competition where wives girlfriends and bitches all over the world come to compete to see who is the biggest nag in the world. The challenges are all about nagging a man to do something you want. The harder the chore is for the man to do the more points the woman gets for nagging them to do it. The winner gets a trophy and a cash prize, also the husband or boyfriend of this woman gets sent complimentary ear plugs so that this lucky guy doesn't have to take this constant nagging.
Alessia: Honey I won the Nag-a-thon!
Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.
Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............
Jim: What? I can't hear you.
Jim: I know they sent me these ear plugs, I think I'll put them on now.
Alessia: No, take those off you haven't done any chores and you didn't even say how happy you are for me and another thing............
Jim: What? I can't hear you.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
A green song or rather yet your own green song is the song that you love to listen to when your high because it makes the smoking experience so much better.
In the movie "Dazed and Confused" the green song for those hippy folk was Slow Ride by Foghat but personally mine would have to be a more modern one because it is Pursuit of Happiness by Kid Cudi.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 01, 2010
There are more than one definition for Dick Knot:
1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)
2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.
3. A threat
1. A sexual move where you basically tie the guy's dick in a knot. (Only a small amount of men get enjoyment out of this)
2. The same thing as having blue balls because you are turned on then you immediatley become unattracted so it feels like you have your dick in a knot so your can't cum.
3. A threat
1. Hey babe how about I give you a dick knot tonight
Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.
2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!
3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
Are you crazy I don't do that shit but this guy Lui loves it go ask him.
2. She's fucking sexy I got a total boner. Oh wait that's a man! Shit I have a dick knot!
3. Shut up or I'll give you a dick knot
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
If you look closely you'll see that the beginning part of this word, |> is a sideways triangle which usually means the play button on a VCR, radio etc. Then it has er at the end so it's like saying player but in a shorter and more clever way. This can only be used when texting or messaging someone.
Text Conversation
Tony: We goin to the party?
John: Yea and that guy Michael will be there.
Tony: Michael is a complete |>er.
Tony: We goin to the party?
John: Yea and that guy Michael will be there.
Tony: Michael is a complete |>er.
by The Chocolate Leopard May 21, 2010
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by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010
Jiz jam is what pornstars use on their toast in the mornings. They get guy's jiz and store it in jars and have it everyday for breakfast.
by The Chocolate Leopard April 11, 2010