The CLE Steamer's definitions
A Female UPS driver. Can be a Package Car or a Feeder driver. Must wear the UPS issue brown uniform.
I'd sure like to pop Buster Brownie in the ass one time when she bends over to pick my package up out of her truck.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Buster Browniemug. In an office enviroment where there is little background noise to cover the sound of a fart, the Time Bomb is used to cover the sound of ripping that office fart. At precisely the moment you rip ass, you cough or produce a fake sneeze that far overshadows the sound of the Cleveland Air Freshener you just blasted out of your ass. It is also possible to get a "God Bless You" out of a co-worker when you use the sneeze option to which a "Thank You" reply is always justified.
Dude 1: Shit man, that hot chick in the cube next to me will never go out with me if she hears me farting all day. Dude 2: Fuck man, just do a Time Bomb if you don't have time to get out of your cube.
by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009
Get the Time Bombmug. European meaning for the "WC" or “Water Closet”, better known to Americans as the Shitter Shit House Head Toilet Powder Room Pisser.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Clowmug. This happens when you hit the stall about a quarter second before you shit your pants, not having time to sit down all the way on the seat thus projecting fecal matter shit all over the bowl, seat and floor.
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
Get the Fuck up the Bowlmug. Killing the Job is usually heard in a union shop environment when a worker is working way too fast. Working way too fast or even slightly faster than the minimum speed you can get away with takes work or paid for time away from other union members.
Union Worker 1: Holy fuck Man! You better tell Weed to slow the fuck down! Union Worker 2: You got that shit right, he's fucking killing the job!
by The CLE Steamer May 10, 2009
Get the Killing the Jobmug. There are many facets to Driving Like a Nigger. Generaly, all over the road with total disregard for traffic laws, use of turn signals, speed limits, signage, (particularly, no parking signs), and of course, the lack seat belt use. (In most cases, with rap music thumping). Driving Like a Nigger can also apply to coming to a complete stop on a narrow residential inner city street, totaly plugging up traffic to bullshit with a bro, pick up a hoe, buy or sell crack, etc. etc. etc. Driving Like a Nigger can also be defined as positioning the drivers seat so it appears to be non existant to passerbys, and of course to sit on that reclined seat in the Detroit Lean position, one hand on the wheel, the other hand on their crotch.
Man 1:Jesus Christ, did you see that spook cut across all six lanes of traffic without signaling or even looking? Man 2: Fuck yea, he's driving like a Nigger!
by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009
Get the Driving Like a Niggermug. A fast way to make some cash with just a little effort. You rent a box truck, the bigger the better (The most you can afford) with a fake or stolen ID. Pay cash up front and then proceed to drive around the inner city targeting gas stations and neighborhoods whose residents do side work on automobiles in their garages. You offer to dispose of their scrap tires for half of what a licensed hauler would normally charge. You may be referred to as a tire whore. But cash talks and bullshit walks. When the truck is full, you simply return it to the point of rental still fully loaded with the tires you charged a couple of bucks a piece to pick up. You can easily fit 4 to 5 hundred tires in a 16 footer if laced or stacked tight.
Hey Joey, you wanna go with me Friday and do some Tire Recycling? I got a stolen wallet that has a good ID in it that U-Haul will take.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
Get the Tire Recyclingmug.