tartmobile

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

by The Bushmaster June 07, 2016

Arceny

The act of stealing something then burning the house down.

This guy committed arceny on my neighbor.

by The Bushmaster June 28, 2016