The Bushmaster's definitions

Arceny

The act of stealing something then burning the house down.

This guy committed arceny on my neighbor.

by The Bushmaster June 28, 2016

tartmobile

A vehicle that sells tarts to passersby on the street, often encouraging the purchase of a second tart, there for making the patron retarted.

Guy 1: Hey! Look! It's the tartmobile!
Guy 2: Great! I can't wait to be retarted!

by The Bushmaster June 7, 2016