The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts's definitions

Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Piernt

The noise one makes from his or her blow hole that results in a noxious odor, leaving a room full of people scattering for air.

Was that a piernt I just heard? I dont know but it sure smells like one.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Frog

A formidable blast from the spunk trumpet where the ladies cheeks puff out like a bullfrog's.

Dude I was with Katie last night. Yea how was she? Oh man the night was going good until I performed the frog. She choked and then wqashed her mouth out with water.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts February 18, 2007

Pumpers Lump

The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking

Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Prawnis

Aother word for the Penis.

His prawnis is always getting in the way.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

Humperdink Rhino

The name given to fictional characters when you can't remember the real name.

Yea the guy who played in that movie was......um.....humperdink Rhino or something like that.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007