The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts's definitions

Frog

A formidable blast from the spunk trumpet where the ladies cheeks puff out like a bullfrog's.

Dude I was with Katie last night. Yea how was she? Oh man the night was going good until I performed the frog. She choked and then wqashed her mouth out with water.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts February 18, 2007

Pumpers Lump

The condition of enhanced right arm muscle due to excessive wanking

Simon's arm was hurting this morning? You talking about Simon turner? Yea, he had a pumpers lump from feeding the geese.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Far 'em

Expression used by associates of the mafia.

You want me to bust his jaw Far 'Em?

Forget about it.

OK, it's done.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

Crunchie

A sock worn the morning after being used as a wank-mop.

Man I woke up this morning and puty my sock on, and discovered it was a crunchie.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Quicky smut blanket

A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.

I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007

Disco Fanny

The full strength flavour achieved after 6 hours on a dance floor in PVC trousers.

Check out the girl on the dance floor, she has total disco fanny.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 25, 2006

Humperdink Rhino

The name given to fictional characters when you can't remember the real name.

Yea the guy who played in that movie was......um.....humperdink Rhino or something like that.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts January 1, 2007