The Bucktooth Robot's definitions

fondouche

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean

Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

by The Bucktooth Robot August 6, 2009

parking knot

The human excretion hole that opens and closes by flexing the sphincter muscle. It is located between the left and right ass cheeks.

Her pussy was getting loose, so I drove through her parking knot.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

assbackwards

1. doing something the wrong way

The electrical work was done assbackwards, causing many fires.

The toilet was installed assbackwards. That's why it smells like shit in here.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

meat fence

1. a big,fat pussy that resembles a wall of meat

A bloody string was hanging from her meat fence, but it didn't matter because she gave me head instead.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

Joseph Mama

1. a sneaky way to say Jo Mama.

Boss - I need a telephone number for Joseph Mama.
Secretary - Just a moment......Hey! Wait a second.
Boss - HA HA HA
Secretary - You got me! (You dumb son of a bitch)

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

panty hound

1. Male canines of any breed that must, when approaching a human female, stuff their muzzles deep into the human female's vaginal area (hot box). This is often accompanied by leg humping and red rocket intrusion. If the female subject is compliant, mounting and subsequent dry humping can happen. Ejaculation, while rare, has been known to occur.

Rex was a champion panty hound. He had won the coveted "Golden Panty" award 3 years in a row. Rex could detect pre-menstral women from 10 miles away. Rex could say things like "run for your life!" and "lock the doors!".

by The Bucktooth Robot June 24, 2009

panty ham

1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.

Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.

by The Bucktooth Robot June 25, 2009