Chrispersion

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.

We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.

by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010

plutoligarkakistocracy

Rule by a rich, small group of incompetents. This is a portmanteau of plutocracy, oligarchy, and kakistocracy.

The United States has turned into a plutoligarkakistocracy.

by The Beat Handbook November 19, 2021

rigorify

To increase the demands or difficulty associated with a task, especially the curriculum of a university.

We could rigorify graduation requirements by adding a foreign language requirement.

by The Beat Handbook March 30, 2010

ignorantium

An instance of ignorant behavior or speech

I'm one ignorantium away from giving up on Presidential politics.

by The Beat Handbook August 20, 2016