Definitions by The Beat Handbook

plutoligarkakistocracy 

Rule by a rich, small group of incompetents. This is a portmanteau of plutocracy, oligarchy, and kakistocracy.

The United States has turned into a plutoligarkakistocracy.

plutoligarkakistocracy by The Beat Handbook November 19, 2021

ignorantium 

An instance of ignorant behavior or speech

I'm one ignorantium away from giving up on Presidential politics.

ignorantium by The Beat Handbook August 20, 2016

rigorify 

To increase the demands or difficulty associated with a task, especially the curriculum of a university.

We could rigorify graduation requirements by adding a foreign language requirement.

rigorify by The Beat Handbook March 30, 2010

Chrispersion 

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.

We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.

Chrispersion by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010