The Banana's definitions

semigressive

adj. ALMOST progressive.

KoRn's Career has gotten semigressively, that is, ALMOST progressively worse since the beginning. If it weren't for Follow the Leader and Issues, it would have been a downward slope.

by the banana September 26, 2004

Lambera

An unbelievably stupid question.

"What's this star next to my name?"
"Why, that's the North Lambera of course! Sailors use it to find their way home!" What a Lambera!

by the banana July 23, 2004

Mabeling Out

A term for running away from chores.

Mom he’s “Mabeling Out!” And he won’t help with chores!

Parent comes home. Thanks kids for the cleaning and doing chores. Child 1- I cleaned. He /(child 2)mabeled out by playing x box.

by the banana November 30, 2020

Sleve

Articles of clothing that inhibit or prohibit whoring.

Let us roll up our sleves and get to this whoring!

by The Banana July 2, 2004

Benedryl Hangover

The effect felt the morning after taking Benedryl or other OTC drug containing diphenhydramine such as Unisom or Tylenol PM in order to induce or aid sleep. Symptoms include inability to wake up, sleeping through alarm clocks, grogginess, stiff neck, loss of memory, and general irritability. There is no known cure.

"I was late to work, I couldn't drive until I worked off this benedryl hangover"

"Dude, after all that Unisom you downed last night, I'm surprised you are still alive!"
"Uuuunnnnggghhhh."

by the banana July 29, 2007

lamberic

adj.
Having the properties of a Lambera.

"Why are we here" is a very lamberic question.

by the banana September 2, 2004

ISOM

Technically stands for "Islands South of Miami."
Refers to Cuban cigars.

Cohiba and Montecristo produce the most well known ISOMs.

by the banana May 22, 2006