The Baltimore Crab Steamer's definitions

Baltimore Steamer

When you season your dick with Old Bay for the sexual pleasure of your partner.

I really wanted to show Megan a good time, so I gave her a Baltimore Steamer.

Nice.

by The Baltimore Crab Steamer June 9, 2014

Old bae

When you are dating someone who is so crusty and dirty, that there is a musty, Chesapeake crab scent in the crotch region. The taste is so overwhelmingly spicy, that anyone who has oral sex with an old bae will die from dehydration within seconds.

Did you hear about Jason? He landed an old bae last week. He's smelled like crabs ever since.

by The Baltimore Crab Steamer June 9, 2014