Definitions by The Bad Muffins

Pornocchio 

(1) A magical marionette with severe psychosocial and identity issues, whose penis grows when he lies. (2) A popular song on The Bad Muffins' self-titled debut album. (3) A sexy Italian caffeinated drink, typically laced with Rohypnol.

My childhood toy, Pornocchio, "taught me the meaning of Christmas", if you know what I mean.

Pornocchio by The Bad Muffins December 17, 2008