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Hennything

One of many things lame-ass tools say to sound funny or clever but really sound like attention-seeking alcoholics. Stated in the presence and influence of Hennessy.
Teen: Alright! You brought liquor to the party! Oooh! It's Hennessy! Woot! It's going to be a real party! It's gonna get wild! Hennything is possible!

Just turned 21: Just...don't. Just don't. You sound lame as fuck. It was fucking cringe-worthy. I feel embarrassed for you.
by The Anticlown September 27, 2017
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geopolitically correct

To speak in a sensitive manner about a demographic in a specific area that would otherwise be appropriate elsewhere. Typically done by individuals of the same background who originate from a different place.
Tyler: Man, I love vacationing in Mexico. The people here are so nice and great.

Wuan: Yeah. I wish Trump would get off of their asses and let them in already.

Tyler: Fuck no. I don't want any illegal beaners over there.

Wuan: You just talked about how great these people are. Now, suddenly, you hate Mexicans?

Tyler: No! I love Mexicans! I hate Mexican Americans! I was being geopolitically correct. They can thrive in or fuck up their own country if they want. But leave mine the fuck alone. I like it the way it is. I just needed a break from it is all. It's raining sensitive pansies over there what with BLM losers, Antifa, the dumbass fake metoo movement, LGBTQNBCNCISwhatever the fuck it is called babies, ILLEGAL immigrants demanding legal rights, feminazis, extreme leftists and rightists, and yada yada. I just wanted to relax, eat some authentic Mexican food, drink tequila, snort cocaine, and bang hookers.

Wuan: Ok. That last part wasn't geopolitically correct.

Tyler: Nah. That's what we call a stereotype.
by The Anticlown February 6, 2018
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Chickenfoot

Symbolizing cock-fighting, a person would present this item to another as a declaration of a challenge, a fight typically to the death. The two parties are automatically in agreement, reluctance is irrelevant, and once the challenge is issued, cannot be rescinded by either party under penalty of death. No weapons or cheating are allowed but at times is loosely enforced. However, dirty fighting is acceptable.
After watching 3 seasons of Prison Break so far, Ralphum had become annoyed by Trayvon's incessant blathering and spoilers. Intent on watching season 4 properly, it was then Ralphum decided to take matters into his own hands. He presented to Trayvon an eaten buffalo wing leg bone. Ralphum chickenfoot Trayvon.
by The Anticlown May 24, 2017
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Peach

An emoji incorrectly used by Millennial twats to represent an ass. It actually represents the pussy and was made relevant by Castor Troy in Face/Off who represented it as the simile to the labia, the groove of the fruit being the space between the labial lips.
"I could eat a peach for hours," Castor Troy stated as he was enjoying a succulent peach in the presence of his female company, implying his penchant for performing cunnilingus upon females.
by The Anticlown June 16, 2017
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