Definitions by The Anticlown

Chickenfoot 

Symbolizing cock-fighting, a person would present this item to another as a declaration of a challenge, a fight typically to the death. The two parties are automatically in agreement, reluctance is irrelevant, and once the challenge is issued, cannot be rescinded by either party under penalty of death. No weapons or cheating are allowed but at times is loosely enforced. However, dirty fighting is acceptable.

After watching 3 seasons of Prison Break so far, Ralphum had become annoyed by Trayvon's incessant blathering and spoilers. Intent on watching season 4 properly, it was then Ralphum decided to take matters into his own hands. He presented to Trayvon an eaten buffalo wing leg bone. Ralphum chickenfoot Trayvon.

Chickenfoot by The Anticlown May 24, 2017

stem-on-stem

The act of rubbing two penises against each other like two pieces of wood starting a campfire.

Eve got everyone cast out of Eden bc she was being a triflin' ho. It was cold outside of the garden but their reaction towards Eve moreso as they gave her the cold shoulder. So Adam and Steve decided to embrace each other for warmth. They pressed up against each other. But their tallywhackers were hanging and get cold from the wind. So they grabbed them and started stem-on-stemming for frictional warmth because no one wants a freezing dildo up their asshole. They took turns parking their canes in each other while laying on the back of the other to keep them warm.

stem-on-stem by The Anticlown April 19, 2017

roidrape 

Someone who takes performance-enhancing substances such as androgens, testosterone, steroids, and such and becomes prone to sexual stimulation as a result, as well as forcing themselves on a potential victim, likely becoming angry if they resist, even more so prone to anger due to the substance-abuse.

Olaf: You heard about what happened to Arnie at the stripclub?

Sven: That big mother fucker at the gym? No. What?

Olaf: His roids got his mind all fucked up. He beat the crap out of the bouncers and forced himself on a stripper.

Sven: Damn. He roidraped that hoe.

roidrape by The Anticlown January 21, 2017

Red ranger 

The act of stabbing someone in the gut. Typically with a sword but any sharp object will do.

Jason: Did you hear what Ricky did? He stabbed his roommate in the gut.

Tommy: Damn!
Jason: Yeah. Guy bled out. He's dead.
Tommy: Damn. He red rangered his ass.

OtakuJuan: You know what I like about the red ranger from Liveman, Yusuke Amamiya?
WeeabooTu: What?
OtakuJuan: In the final battle against the boss, he didn't engage in a long and drawn out fight. He just simply stabbed the boss in the gut with his sword.
OtakuTu: Trollololol! He's the best red senshi evar!

Red ranger by The Anticlown February 3, 2015