Definitions by The Ant Christ

Wordle Tax 

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!

I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.

Wordle Tax by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023

TouchTunes Cropdust 

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

TouchTunes Cropdust by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023

gettin paid

When you're taking a dump at work on the clock, you're gettin paid to poop.

Jim:Where the hell have you been, Bill? The meeting started 5 minutes ago!

Bill:Gettin paid

Jim:<high fives Bill>

gettin paid by The Ant Christ March 28, 2016