The Angry Monk's definitions

ninja

A woman who is extremely politcally correct and probably a lesbian or a feminist (or both).

I was telling this awesome joke when the ninja gave me the dirty eye.

by The Angry Monk July 20, 2008

eurolexicon

The ever-shrinking inventory of available terminology a European-American can properly utilize without possibly offending anybody. Recently removed terms include "nappy", "etymology", "exonerated", and "irrefutable evidence."

Thanks a lot, Imus, now I have to find a new term in my eurolexicon to describe hippies' matted and unkempt hair.

by The Angry Monk December 24, 2008