The Adorkable One's definitions

Twerk

Something Miley Cyrus can't do AT ALL. Also the reason Liam Hemsworth dumped her sorry ass (which is also quite flat and uneven).

Friend 1:Did you see Miley Cyrus at the VMA's last night?

Friend 2: Yeah, but I wish I didn't. She looked horrible!

Friend 1: Yeah, she should never twerk again!

by The Adorkable One October 2, 2013

Justin Bieber

The reason I'm ashamed to be a Canadian.

Justin Bieber: As long as you love me...

Canadians all over the world: We don't know him. At all.

by The Adorkable One October 2, 2013

kumon

The most horrible thing that has ever existed. That one thing that ruins your social life FOREVER. Also another way for parents to torture their kids without any physical abuse. Kids who have not yet enrolled in Kumon, if anybody even mentions it to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND NEVER TURN BACK.

Mother: *On the phone* Yeah, I'm thinking of sending him/her to Kumon, their grades aren't very good...

Kid: *Overhears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs as far as their legs can take them*

by The Adorkable One October 18, 2013