36 definitions by The Pope
Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.
"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
or
"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
or
"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
by The Pope March 17, 2005
by The Pope January 10, 2005
phill is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary
mark is my sanctuary
tits is my sanctuary
pussy crack is my sanctuary
i like to fuck virgins on hill tops with a wooden spoon is my sanctuary
by The Pope April 30, 2004
1. Dry, flaky, poor-quality marijuana, usually with seeds and stems.
2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.
2. Anything which is of extremely poor quality, poorly make, an expired prodouct.
1. I need water! This is some goddamn shank weed. Augh, my throat.
2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!
2. This is one shank-ass van, look at that rust hole in the floor-board!
by The Pope June 9, 2004
by The Pope May 17, 2004
When having sex with a undesireable female and she asks your name,,,, It's Louie Narboau. If she asks if you are french an appriate answere would be,,, Why Yes I am. If one or more of your friends are watching from the closet this amplifies the fun.
by The Pope August 29, 2003