That girl last night was a toe twiggler, she kept wiggling her toes on my leg while we were watching a movie, it gave me ick
by Thatguythatsniffs April 13, 2024
When you fart under a blanket and the smell of shit lingers all throughout the night into the morning
Wife: when you left this morning it smelled like shit under the blanket
Husband: that my dear wife is called getting “Aushwitz”
Husband: that my dear wife is called getting “Aushwitz”
by Thatguythatsniffs April 13, 2024