Urban Dictionary: Definitions by That boring guy

porch monkey

a monkey that sits on the porch
aka a lazy ass person sits on the porch all day

bob is a porch monkey, he's so lazy

Slang for "Unfortunate" or "Unfortunately"
Oftentimes used as Unfortunately

yo got 2 bucks to spare?
unfor no

A word in Japanese meaning breasts in a horny way.
We English speakers say tits meanwhile the Japanese say oppai

Lamar: Man she got a big ass oppai, your sister.
Jack: Fuck you!