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Cokeaholic

someone who drinks way to much Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola zero sugar, or Diet Coke.

Most Cokeaholic usually drink Coke out of a glass bottle almost like beer, or even a substitute of beer.

John Doe is a Cokeaholic, he has had 3 Cokes in the last 2 hours.

by That High school dictionary August 30, 2017

glorified asshole

A Glorified Asshole is someone who is narcissistic, and a down right jerk. A Glorified Asshole usually doesn't know that they are being a Glorified Asshole.

Wow Joe you don't have to be a Glorified Asshole because you won the Race.

by That High school dictionary August 26, 2017

Stanky wanky

The act of shitting qand Masturbating at the same time.

Bro didn’t have enough time before work us the throne and bust one out, so he did w stanky wanky and got both out of the bed way at once.

by That High school dictionary October 31, 2022

Fat Man's Throne

The Setup of a Reddit/4Chan/Discord User who has a U-Desk, in excess of 5+ Displays, 2 or more Computer systems, a mountain of half finished to-go food boxes, a snack drawer and mini fridge close by, a stupid amount of empty soda and beer cans, and a shit bucket under the desk

John hasn't left his Fat Man's Throne for over 9 weeks

by That High school dictionary May 26, 2022

Shittard

A shittard is someone who is a all around dumbass, and has less common sense than a rock.

look at Harold he is a complete shittard, he is being such a stupid fuck.

by That High school dictionary August 30, 2017