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The preferred form of coffee creamer among Dooleys. Rather than milk, cream, or other powdered or liquid coffee creamers, only jism will do. Their idea of the perfect cup of java is a Starbucks mocha latte, with 10 artificial sweeteners and 3 goopy loads of jism. They enjoy not only the taste but the congealed, gelatinous, coagulation created by the loads of jism.
"Hey Mike, have you seen the jism? I'm trying to make a cup of coffee?" Mike: "No Jenny, I think we are all out, but hold on and let me whip some up for you."
A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."
A Dooley, at Starbucks: "Can I get 3 pumps of jizz with that latte?" Starbucks worker: "No sir, you have to provide your own jism. There is a bathroom right over there, and there is lube on the counter."
by That Dude That Knows September 23, 2020
Get the Jism mug.A type of sport, in which couples of mostly gay men take turns banging each other from behind while the other casts a lure into a body of water, and the first couple to catch a fish and cum at the same time gets to have their salads tossed by the other pairs of gay anglers. The sensation of simultaneously catching a fish while having a nut busted on one's ass results in a certain unique oneness with nature, or "synergy".
"Max and all his gay friends were going to go to the bar, but he persuaded them to check out synergy fly fishing instead, and now they all spend a lot of time at the river"
"I went synergy fly fishing, and came home with several nice bass and a very sore asshole"
"I went synergy fly fishing, and came home with several nice bass and a very sore asshole"
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