Definitions by That Dude That Knows

Hardwood Flooring 

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

Hardwood Flooring by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

Yomama 

The chick I am currently banging. I do things to her I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

"Hey, let's go pick up some chicks tonight!" "No need for that, yomama is coming over"

Yomama by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020