Definitions by That's men's talk

Gentlemen's relish 

British English. Uncountable compound noun.

Any form of titillating frippery that gets one's "gentleman" in an aroused state.

I hope the wife is up for it tonight... I could do with a helping of gentlemen's relish.

Look at all of that gentlemen's relish on the top shelf.

Gentlemen's relish by That's men's talk October 5, 2011

Pork sword 

A gentleman's weapon of choice a.k.a. the beef bayonet.

Rupert gave her bottom a sound porking with his throbbing pork sword.

Pork sword by That's men's talk October 4, 2011