by Texting Error December 04, 2019
Penguins of the Purple Republic are often a-holes who use their vast numbers to overwhelm the many, many people who play Club Penguin. They perform raids on servers, sometimes forming a swastikaout of bots. During raids, they will make VERY loud farts and are constantly drilling. They are purple penguins equipped with jackhammers and moderate armor (construction hat) and for some reason believe in a master race.
ACP member: what is happening
PR member: PURPLE REPUBLIC
PR member: DRILL THE INFIDELS
PR member: PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE!
ACP member: *starts inviting agents of other armies*
RPF officer: ACP and PR? Where’s the rest of your squad?
ACP member: That’s the problem: there’s no squad.
PR bots: *fart*
RPF member: Let’s get out of here, man. There’s nothing I can do to help if nobody else is online.
PR member: PURPLE REPUBLIC
PR member: DRILL THE INFIDELS
PR member: PURPLE PRIDE SERVER WIDE!
ACP member: *starts inviting agents of other armies*
RPF officer: ACP and PR? Where’s the rest of your squad?
ACP member: That’s the problem: there’s no squad.
PR bots: *fart*
RPF member: Let’s get out of here, man. There’s nothing I can do to help if nobody else is online.
by Texting Error February 06, 2018