Tonehoffing is the art of stealthily replacing an unsuspecting friend's ring tone with an embarrassing song. Basically, it's Hasselhoffing but applied to a phone.
Dude, at the Save The World charity dinner last night, I took tonehoffing to a whole new level. Replaced Bill Gates's ring tone with that gay ass song from the Apple commercial. Steve Jobs crapped his pants it was so damn funny.
by Teve Torbes August 01, 2008
Get the Tonehoffing mug.To jack off (J) and then sleep (S) for 30 minutes (30). Hence JS30. This is the ultimate relaxation combo.
Dude I was beat after my 8am so I went back to my room and pulled a JS30 before my lab. Damn was that refreshing!
by Teve Torbes October 13, 2007
Get the js30 mug.Jack Off, then Sleep for 30 minutes. Hence J-S-30. For some, this is the ultimate form of refreshment.
Dude I was beat after that BioSci exam, but I went back to my room and pulled a JS30. Now I feel like a million bucks!
by Teve Torbes October 04, 2007
Get the JS30 mug.I was rushing off for a business trip but nicely, my wife let me quoin her in the kitchen before I left. It really mellowed me out for the taxi ride!
by Teve Torbes November 24, 2010
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by Teve Torbes May 29, 2018
Get the Torbes mug.A Bitch in Training (BIT) is a young girl studying duly under her mother or some other female authority figure on the art of being a bitch. BIT's are often seen in the supermarket blabbing orders to their younger siblings. At a slightly older age, BIT's can be seen at Abercrombie and Fitch or The Gap learning how to spend their future husband's money. You've all seem them. Mere months is all that separates the ripe BIT from full on bitchery. It's like an apprenticeship -- a bitch apprenticeship.
Man, what's up with your little sis? She's only 11 and she's got a whole new ensemble from The Limited??
Dude, I know. She's a total Bitch in Training.
Dude, I know. She's a total Bitch in Training.
by Teve Torbes January 05, 2009
Get the Bitch in Training mug.Client Number Ten refers specifically to the unknown dope who rented Ashley Dupre right after Eliot Spitzer governated her in the name of the Great State of New York. In more common parlance, the term has come to refer to anyone getting another's sloppy seconds.
-Dude, I heard Henry's been hooking up with Valerie. I thought Tom was banging her.
--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.
-Shameless, that man.
--Werd.
--Dude, Henry cleans everyone's plate. Even his family calls him Client Number Ten.
-Shameless, that man.
--Werd.
by Teve Torbes March 19, 2008
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