Definitions by Tess H

mud wick 

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

mud wick by Tess H August 5, 2006

muff kuff 

An open handed slap to the vagina.

She likes a spanking so I thought I'd try giving her a muff kuff instead to keep it interesting!

muff kuff by Tess H August 5, 2006