On the lotion means that someone is using lotion to masturbate, and is constantly saying he is busy and can't come out.
Julian: Hey Marcus can you come out to play basketball?
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
Marcus: No, i am busy!
Julian: He's totally "On the lotion"!
by Tenac ious d April 26, 2010
The noise made after Billy Gunn's "Mr Ass" theme tune and now signifying the end of a joke that rhymes with 'Ass Man' made famous in meme form
by Tenac Ious D October 07, 2012
when marina is high she mixes up the beginnings of her sentences and instead says poke smot instead of smoke pot
by Tenac ious d April 25, 2010