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Pronounced as ‘Beechers Brook’ —
(Noun) The perineum, male or female; the area between the anus and vagina or scrotum. Named after the notorious fence of the Grand National horse race event at Aintree Racecourse, Liverpool, England.
As Sir Tarquil Smallbone slipped his throbbing gristle into Lady Ethel’s love tunnel, he knew that only the small partition of her Becher’s Brook lay between him and a journey up her Bourneville Boulevard.
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 01, 2021

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(Noun) The penis.
The wedding night: After a wonderful day, Winona wondered when she might get a peek at Walter’s famously huge marriage muscle...
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(Noun) The penis; the male sex organ.
And with a deft flick of her wrist, Prunella had Cuthbert’s tummy truncheon out of his pants and was sucking on it for all she was worth.
by Tempus Fuggin Fugit April 01, 2021

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