TellTail 's definitions

Neptune's Embrace

When you sit on a toilet and your penis accidentally touches the water in the bowl.

I went to do my business, sat on the toilet and got a Neptune's Embrace the water was so cold I jumped right back up.

by TellTail September 11, 2019

iphone nazi

iPhone users who think the iPhone is the only phone anyone should ever use. They defend it and harass others who are not iPhone users.

I walked in the Apple Store with my Samsung and everyone looked at me like I had 3 heads. They're all iPhone nazis.

by TellTail January 23, 2015