kăt fūd

Plain and simple: cat food -- spelled phonetically (how it sounds).
Works best when printed vs. when spoken of course.
GROCERY LIST:
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milk
eggs
bread
taper powels
bottle of Drāno
kăt fūd
kăt litter
kăt treats
2 kăt beds
toliet plunger
bungwipe
light blubs
by Telephony April 01, 2015
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dooshes

A fairly common misspelling of the word, "douches"
In fact, some computer speech synthesis programs require one to use this spelling, or else it comes out sounding like, "dowchez".
{Brief program typed on the Commodore 64 computer running the SAM (Software Automated Mouth) speech synthesis program}

0 reciter
1 say "he drinks Massengill brand post-menstrual disposable dooshes."
2 end
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beeping

What some people say or write when they mean, "blinking"; e.g., a blinking light.
{Angela}: Craig, what do those two beeping red lights on your wheelchair mean?
{Craig}: Hmmm...I don't hear anything. You must mean the BLINKING red lights. That means that the batteries are at 20%.
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BDS

A Commodore 64 computer demo/cracker group called, "Brain Damage Studios" that started in the late-1980s and is very probably still around. They also published the disk magazine, "Hardline".
I programmed the names Icebreaker, Moloch, and Redeye of BDS to the greetings in the scrollies of my demos back in the early-1990s.
by Telephony February 13, 2015
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douche off

{From a flashlight reviews website}: ...or if it falls next to the mailbox and the dog pisses on it, just take the garden hose to it or douche it off under the faucet...good as new!

Helen: Please be certain to douche off those dishes before loading them into the dishwasher.

Norm: Yesh, I douched out that cooler with the hose, so it shouldn't stink at all any more.
by Telephony December 06, 2011
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swirlio

What you might call a swirly if you were Beavis of MTV's Beavis and Butt-Head.
FYI a swirly is when you put somebody's head into a toliet and flush -- works best if the shitbowl you use is an aluminum thunderflush or a porcelain version of one.
I am going to give you a swirlio so that I can get rollios for my bunghole!
by Telephony March 31, 2015
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synthetic clapping

Synthetic clapping is the sound of clapping hands made by a synthesizer or through a software program like Synth-Werk rather than being made by a person clapping his or her own hands.
I can't stand the sound of real clapping in music, but synthetic clapping is fine with me.
by Telephony May 23, 2014
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