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head

A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).
Hold on there Sarge! I need to go to the head and leave a shit!
by Telephony November 3, 2014
mugGet the headmug.

p-whipped

A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
Jeff was so p-whipped, he couldn't even uranate without his domineering wife knowing about it.
by Telephony August 16, 2011
mugGet the p-whippedmug.

mikat

Pronounced like "my cat"; the word "mikat" is used to refer to one's own kitty cat.
That's a good girl Nikki!!!
You're mikat!!!
by Telephony December 27, 2011
mugGet the mikatmug.

defecal

A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".

The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
by Telephony November 22, 2016
mugGet the defecalmug.

pee you!!!

Used as an exclamation when you encounter something (or somebody) that stinks to high heaven.
Pee you!!! This milkshake really reeks!!!
by Telephony December 19, 2011
mugGet the pee you!!!mug.

didgeridon't

People who hate the sound that a didgeridoo makes call it a didgeridon't.
I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(
by Telephony September 12, 2016
mugGet the didgeridon'tmug.

urinator

A urinal that splashes your shoes and the front of your pants with pee when you flush it.
Dude!!! Don't use that urinal on the far right because it's a urinator!!!
by Telephony October 24, 2010
mugGet the urinatormug.

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