tape poop

The residue left behind by some types of adhesive tape (duct tape is particularly notorious for this) when the tape is removed.

{Seen on a web page hosting a review of a drone}:

And this is the tape that I've been using to affix the GoPro to my drone.

I chose this tape specifically because it does not leave tape poop (residue) behind like duct tape would.

by Telephony October 04, 2020

The farmer and the Dell

You might think that this is the nursery rhyme (song), "The Farmer in the Dell", but in this case, the farmer has a Dell brand computer and is learning how to program it.

♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫The farmer and the Dell,♫
♫High ho the stereo♫
♫The farmer and the Dell!♫

by Telephony July 27, 2014

flite

How a faggot would spell the word, "flight"

{Seen on a PC demo by Urine Potato of the demo group TDM from 2010}

A ? TO EVERYONE: ONLY A FAGGOT WOULD REPLACE "GHT" WITH "TE". .. EX. FLIGHT AND FLITE. NIGHT AND NITE. WHAT IS YOUR GUY'S GAY INCEST WITH THE "TE" COMBO?

by Telephony September 04, 2021

the grinder

What some people call using the shower; usually a quick one.

{Ella}: Cummon honey, it's almost time to go to work.
{Norm}: Just a few minutes Ella, I need to go through the grinder first.

by Telephony October 13, 2014

doucheknocker

A female version of a fartknocker or a buttknocker.

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your åšs#Ø£€ to your ṕ€nµs ♪
♪ Some doucheknocker neutralised a hat!!! ♪
{~850ms silence}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony January 24, 2021

wash

What many people call laundry; e.g. dirty clothes.

Boy am I pooped. I did five loads of wash today.

by Telephony August 15, 2019

aural douche

What you're receiving when you use a bulb-type ear syringe filled with warm water to flush excess cerumen (earwax) out of your ear(s).

My ears are terribly plugged up. Time to have an aural douche!

by Telephony November 07, 2018