Telephony's definitions
A toilet; esp. on a ship.
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).
Called that because in the days of sailing ships, the toilet was simply a hole in the deck near the ship's bow (the front or head of a ship).
by Telephony November 3, 2014
Get the headmug. A nicer way of using the word pussywhipped -- this way of spelling it also bypasses the onboard censors found on many BBSs.
by Telephony August 16, 2011
Get the p-whippedmug. by Telephony December 27, 2011
Get the mikatmug. A defecal is a plumbing fixture used for collecting & then disposing of defecation (poop). It is a portmanteau of the words, "defecate" and, "urinal".
The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
The defecal is a bit like a urinal -- only the defecal is used solely for taking a plop. If you piss into a defecal, it will require maintanence -- much as a urinal would if you drop a deuce into it.
Hey James, this defecal is fucked up; some true-blue total asshaberdasher must have pissed into it! Any idea where another one is cause I really have to leave a shit!
by Telephony November 22, 2016
Get the defecalmug. by Telephony December 19, 2011
Get the pee you!!!mug. I fucking hate that cocksucking didgeridon't being "played" by the dock! Sounds like a motherfucking wounded elephant trying to give birth!!! :-(
by Telephony September 12, 2016
Get the didgeridon'tmug. by Telephony October 24, 2010
Get the urinatormug.